Let's start here:

Main Entry:
ath·lete

Pronunciation:
'ath-"lEt, ÷'a-th&-"lEt
Function:
noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin
athleta, from Greek
athlEtEs, from
athlein to contend for a prize, from
athlon prize, contest
: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina

Trained; yes. Skilled; yes. In excercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength; um, not really. But this brings up a bigger issue; is golf really a sport at all? The sports prophet,
Jim Rome said, "if you take the ball away, Golf is walking." Now, call me a purist, or call me a dick, but when you break sports down to it's core definition:
Main Entry:
1sport 
Pronunciation:
'spOrt, 'sport
Function:
noun
Etymology: Middle English, to divert, disport, short for
disporten
intransitive senses
1 a : a source of diversion
: RECREATION b : sexual play
c (1)
: physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2)
: a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in
2 a : PLEASANTRY, JEST b : often mean-spirited jesting
: MOCKERY, DERISION
3 a : something tossed or driven about in or as if in play
b : LAUGHINGSTOCK

What the hell? Is that really the definition for sport? Wow, that's not what I thought 'sport' was at all. If this truly is the definition provided by Websters then masturbation must be one of the highest eschelons of 'sport.'
A source of diversion? Recreation? Sexual play? Physical activity for pleasure? Tossed or driven about? This is the perfect description of a game centered around holes, balls, clubs and shanks.
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