I agree 100%

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." - Pablo Picasso Wow and wow! This is exactly what keeps me from persuing challenges that are outside of my scope of experience and expertise. Going forward, I'll use this as my mantra for taking on new projects and challenges that I've been afraid to engage in my past.

Beginning a sports rant

[My local sports team] is far superior to [your local sports team], and therefore I think you should get [violent and horrible event]ed.

What's grosser than gross

GROSS: When you use the urnial at work and it appears that someone has coughed up a pint sized loogie on the urinal cake. GROSSER THAN GROSS: It's not a loogie. GROSSER THAN GROSSER THAN GROSS: This is a true event and happened at my workplace this morning.

A hero named 'Colbert'

From Salon.com: "The real sign of Stephen Colbert's success at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner wasn't his jokes...Colbert's real feat: Showing us the real Washington media world, where everyone worries so much about offending someone, anyone, that the least bit of frank talk turns them into obedient little church mice." Mr. Stephen Colbert not only tells us he's is going to leave a turd in the punchbowl, he drops his pants, inserts his pair of 12lb brass balls into the punch and shits out a whopping flu-like quantity of truthiness. Bravo, sir. I am humbled and shamed by your unbelievable courage.

There are rings around Uranus

There are rings around Uranus Please don't think me unkind I wonder what they're made of It really blows my mind It's big and green and made of gas It sees no rain or shine Uranus is a puzzle that science can't unwind When I'm feeling all alone So lonely I could die I look into my telescope and Know just what I'll find Uranus, big as life Floating before my very eyes! Uranus is a puzzle that Science can't unwind. "Uranus, tilted gently Moving swiftly to one side" Is what the planet Neptune thinks When watching from behind It has no atmosphere or Oxygen of any kind Yes sitting on Uranus would Put one in a bind Uranus is a puzzle that Science can't unwind