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9/29/2005

John Roberts Celebrates his Judicial Confirmation with Pride

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Glover Roberts Jr. won confirmation as the 17th chief justice of the United States on Thursday, charged by the Senate with the responsibility of leading the Supreme Court through turbulent social issues for generations to come. Justice Roberts celebrated modestly with a group of close friends who were quoted as saying, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?" Justice John Glover Roberts Jr grew up in Long Beach, Ind., where he earned the nick name Bon-Bon Jovi. He spent his summers in the same steel mill where his father spent his 'permanent shore leave.' After graduating with honors from Harvard University, John spent several years driving the wrong way up the turnpike as a clerk for Supreme Court Justice Rehnquist. You go Girl!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They were "livin' on éclair"

britintheus said...

wow...that is quite a disturbing picture my friend.

He clearly is not gay.