During a press conference in Monterrey, Mexico on June 26, 2006, local urban legend, 'The Skin Monster' tells children and medium sized animals that "I will be coming for you whilst you lie sleeping. GWAAAAAAARRRRRR!"
The Skin Monster weighed 1,235 pounds when he was last in captivity back in January 2003. Most people had wondered how it was possible for him to be so adjile, able to eat hundreds of pounds of flesh each night, with so much girth. Those questions were answered when the investigating doctors found a network of 10,000 legs under his cloth-like external liver that looks like a surrong.
When originally captured, the Skin Monster had this to say, "People think that I can eat a whole cow but, in actually, I could eat an entire field of naughty cows if they didn't listen to their parents." (AP Photo/Juan Manuel Villasenor)
6/27/2006
ATTENTION CHILDREN: Skin monster to come for you whilst you sleep
During a press conference in Monterrey, Mexico on June 26, 2006, local urban legend, 'The Skin Monster' tells children and medium sized animals that "I will be coming for you whilst you lie sleeping. GWAAAAAAARRRRRR!"
The Skin Monster weighed 1,235 pounds when he was last in captivity back in January 2003. Most people had wondered how it was possible for him to be so adjile, able to eat hundreds of pounds of flesh each night, with so much girth. Those questions were answered when the investigating doctors found a network of 10,000 legs under his cloth-like external liver that looks like a surrong.
When originally captured, the Skin Monster had this to say, "People think that I can eat a whole cow but, in actually, I could eat an entire field of naughty cows if they didn't listen to their parents." (AP Photo/Juan Manuel Villasenor)
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Holy crap!
Check out his feet, that is one seriously large skin monster.
The naughty cow reference at the end made me laugh.
oh, and it's good to have you back.
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