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7/03/2006

The bedding endorsed by government-owned murders

Pressure-relieving material is the heart and soul of all of Temper-Rest® Scandinavian Mattresses which has helped us become today’s high-tech alternative to the 80-year-old innerspring mattress design. This breakthrough in sleep technology was originally developed for NASA as a coffin insert for their Space Shuttle series of death machines. After nearly a twenty years and billions of research dollars, NASA scientists stumbled upon the perfected version of the material. In 1988, at a press conference held at its headquarters in Washington, D.C., NASA stated, “It costs this kind of money to invent things via our patented 'hapenstance' methodology. How do you think we invented aluminum foil; using science? Hardly!" So what is the future vision of NASA scientists; a material that could provide pressure-relieving support to astronauts moments before our spacecraft explodes shortly after liftoff or upon re-entry into the earth's atmosphere. Temper-Rest's® dedication to producing the next “giant leap for mankind” is truly Changing the way our astronauts, and our consumers, sleep with the fishes!

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