Call out to my man Simon, finger lickin' good y'all

I wanted to apologize for the severe blight of new entries over this past week. I am currently in the process of developing a book based on the posts from this site which should be done and ready for distribution by the end of February. While I realize new posts are coming at a snail's pace, I thought I would take an opportunity to thank the one person who introduced me to this wonderful world of blogging in the first place. Thank you Sir Simon Date, aka: Britintheus, for your invaluable contribution to tasteless comedy on the internet.