What in the fuck do you people want from me?

You guys are all in college, right? Your parents could afford to send you here, so that means your families have money. I'm just looking out for the best interests of your families by eliminating the filthy, whorish and poorish underbelly of this country. Why do you think 3000+ poor people are still missin' after Katrina? Cause we don't want to find them, that's why. With my $12.7 billion cut to education assistance, I'm making sure that those darkies don't creep into the schools to impregnate your sons and daughters, thus cutting down on abortion which will soon be illegal again anyway. It's all part of my party's Master Plan. Once we eliminate the poor from our society, we can begin to erradicate the Jews and Negros. It's simple math, people; the scheming Jew and his swarming army of colored inferiors will be our undoing if not properly monitored by planned exportation or, say, something like a 'prison-type-camp' thingy. Now do you understand? Alright, next question?