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8/19/2005

Wisconsin's 'Big Pussy' tornado only kills one

The sky "just exploded" as a tornado damaged or destroyed dozens of homes, killing one person. Residents of Topeka, Kansas, dining at a local Dairy Queen were overheard saying, "One person? Who gives a shit, we lose hundreds every year and you don't hear us bitching about it to CNN. Quit your waa-waa, hissy fit and get back to producing whatever crap Wisconsin provides us...which is probably nothing, ya big whiney babies!"

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