If you are worried about being fired, begin to tell the people at work that you are pregnant. A few months later tell them that you lost your baby. If you are a man, it works out even better because they think you are retarded, but they will still feel a great deal of shame making fun of you after such a catastrophic miscarraige.
7/14/2005
Office Survival Strategies: The Feigned Miscarriage
If you are worried about being fired, begin to tell the people at work that you are pregnant. A few months later tell them that you lost your baby. If you are a man, it works out even better because they think you are retarded, but they will still feel a great deal of shame making fun of you after such a catastrophic miscarraige.
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I love it, and so true!
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