Presidential responsibilities outsourced to India

Question from the American Public [AP]: On Sunday, Newsweek magazine revealed that Karl Rove, the President's key political advisor, was responsible for disclosing the identity of undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame. Last year, President Bush promised that anyone at the White House involved in the leak would be fired. So what’s the holdup? ( [AP] has joined ) ( [President Manmohan] has joined ) [President Manmohan]: Thank you [AP], for using USA Online Support. My name is President; I will be your Technical Support Engineer. [AP]: Hi [President Manmohan]: Can you please tell me the exact error problem you are receiving, if any at all? [AP]: I am not receiving any error message I just have a question about policy and a promise made by the President. >3 minutes later< [AP]: ? [President Manmohan]: Thanks for all the information. May I know where your information has been from? [AP]: Newsweek Magazine. [President Manmohan]: Also do let me know what page you are viewing from? [AP]: Its on the cover and it is the top story for this week. [President Manmohan]: [AP], thanks for all the information. Could you let me know if you have a subscription to the Newsweek? [AP]: Yes, why? >5 minutes later< [AP]: Hello? [President Manmohan]: I am sending you a new copy of Newsweek with a larger font-type that should assist you to reading the article and why you are not understanding the President. [AP]: That is not the problem and please don’t send out another copy of Newsweek. I can read and interpret the article just fine. My question is regarding the duplicity of the President’s statement. Is there anyone else there I can talk to? [President Manmohan]: Thank you for waiting, I am sending you a web page that would provide you some information to download a Newsweek article converter. It might appear in a separate window, but you can still contact me by minimizing that window and returning to the original Chat window. [AP]: thanks but that is not what I need. [President Manmohan]: Once you have installed the converter, you would be able to understand the President. [AP]: Is that it? [President Manmohan]: Yes, I would suggest you use this converter for all articles and ask that your friends to begin communicating through USA Messenger. [President Manmohan]: Would you like to send across a page that would assist you to install USA Messenger? [AP]: No thank you. I don't need install instructions. [President Manmohan]: [AP], Thank you for using USA Online Technical Support. We are available 24 hours, 7 days a week. If you need further assistance, please come back and visit us again. You are most welcome to reach us at any moment. ( [President Manmohan] has exited ) ( [AP] has exited )