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8/12/2005

My blog has reached the infinite

I just received this email from BLOGinSPACE.com which states: Your attempt to contact extraterrestrial intelligence has officially begun. At approximately 7:43 a.m. on the morning of August 12, 2005 at a longitude of 28.3 North and a latitude of 80.6 West traveling at 186,000 miles per second, the speed of light, your message was beamed into deep space trailing the launch of Atlas V at Cape Canaveral Florida. (Again, something for the nerds; Pluto is 2.7 billion miles from Earth. That means your blog has far surpassed our solar system!) Now that the aliens have witnessed my powers of satire, we should all expect a visit very shortly. I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. Godspeed, little blog. Godspeed. The next launch is scheduled for the week of September 12, 2005. You can get on board if you want by checking out their site.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

rockets are funny

Anonymous said...

Family Guy was crazy tonight... kicked in the nuts... eye of the tiger... man!