In a recent study using a group of radically conservative, Rhode Island WASPs, researchers have revealed a scientific correlation between the tightness of a white person's anus and their propensity for being fucked. The eleven man, one woman team came to the universal conclusion that, because of the involvement of the 'anus,' each of these UWP's are not 'pussies,' as originally characterized, but 'faggots.'
"White people who purse, or constrict, their anus over the smallest issues are more likey to be fucked by nearly everything," said researcher Martin Luther Jackson Jr. He went on to say, "Everything from politics, to news stories, to reverse racism, to private school decline, to golf course greens keeping, to Hispanics; nearly everything seems to make white people's assholes tighter, thus more likely to be fucked by everything."
"The most interesting find was that these uptight white people (UWP) inherently know that their belief structure will set them up to be 'consistently fucked,'" said researcher Latrina-Denisha Desmond. "Strangely, these UWP's seem to enjoy the brutalistic pounding their paper thin beliefs, and anal cavities, will receive."
8/09/2005
New research shows that 'Uptight White People' are faggots
Researchers from Philander Smith University have released an alarming report outlining their findings of, what they refer to as 'Uptight White People' (UWP).
In a recent study using a group of radically conservative, Rhode Island WASPs, researchers have revealed a scientific correlation between the tightness of a white person's anus and their propensity for being fucked. The eleven man, one woman team came to the universal conclusion that, because of the involvement of the 'anus,' each of these UWP's are not 'pussies,' as originally characterized, but 'faggots.'
"White people who purse, or constrict, their anus over the smallest issues are more likey to be fucked by nearly everything," said researcher Martin Luther Jackson Jr. He went on to say, "Everything from politics, to news stories, to reverse racism, to private school decline, to golf course greens keeping, to Hispanics; nearly everything seems to make white people's assholes tighter, thus more likely to be fucked by everything."
"The most interesting find was that these uptight white people (UWP) inherently know that their belief structure will set them up to be 'consistently fucked,'" said researcher Latrina-Denisha Desmond. "Strangely, these UWP's seem to enjoy the brutalistic pounding their paper thin beliefs, and anal cavities, will receive."
In a recent study using a group of radically conservative, Rhode Island WASPs, researchers have revealed a scientific correlation between the tightness of a white person's anus and their propensity for being fucked. The eleven man, one woman team came to the universal conclusion that, because of the involvement of the 'anus,' each of these UWP's are not 'pussies,' as originally characterized, but 'faggots.'
"White people who purse, or constrict, their anus over the smallest issues are more likey to be fucked by nearly everything," said researcher Martin Luther Jackson Jr. He went on to say, "Everything from politics, to news stories, to reverse racism, to private school decline, to golf course greens keeping, to Hispanics; nearly everything seems to make white people's assholes tighter, thus more likely to be fucked by everything."
"The most interesting find was that these uptight white people (UWP) inherently know that their belief structure will set them up to be 'consistently fucked,'" said researcher Latrina-Denisha Desmond. "Strangely, these UWP's seem to enjoy the brutalistic pounding their paper thin beliefs, and anal cavities, will receive."
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"...said researcher Martin Luther Jackson Jr..."
I love it. I think some of the names you come up wth are great.
Why was there only one woman in the research team? You know you are going to upset the white feminists, now. Whoa, I guess that was your case in point.
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