Bush speaks in front of very tall, old-testiment-style curtains

PHILADELPHIA - President Bush gave a speech today in which he acknowledged that Iraqis have paid a heavy price - 30,000 dead - as a result of the U.S. led invasion and its bloody aftermath. But look at those curtains! Wow, those things take the curtain trifecta; stylish, glamorous and huge! Bush explained his choice for backdrop by quoting from the Old Testiment, Exodus 26:2-14: "The length of one curtain shall be thirty cubits, and the breadth of one curtain four cubits: and the eleven curtains shall be all of one measure. And thou shalt make fifty taches of gold, and couple the curtains together with the taches: and it shall be one tabernacle. And thou shalt make fifty loops on the edge of the one curtain that is outmost in the coupling, and fifty loops in the edge of the curtain which coupleth the second." Bush continued, "And thou shalt make fifty taches of brass, and put the taches into the loops, and couple the tent together, that it may be one. And a cubit on the one side, and a cubit on the other side of that which remaineth in the length of the curtains of the tent, it shall hang over the sides of the tabernacle on this side and on that side, to cover it." This just proves my point that Exodus 26:2-14 is a typological parallel and foreshadowing of God sending his servant Martha Stewart to instruct the world on the nuances and details of proper interior decorating. Martha is a valid servant of the one true God because she fulfilled the prophecy which God outlined in Exodus 26. Now don't come down on me if this analogy seems ridiculous. I'm just using the same proceedure that Matthew used to manufacture a prophecy fulfillment for Jesus.