I've got a headache 'THIS BIG'

Excedrin Headache #8008: Republican Rape Voting Jeanine Pirro tries to listen during a State Senate hearing on Megan's Law for sexual predators, but with her head pounding she just can't pay attention. Pirro accidentally cast her vote in support of sexual predators which might adversely affect her challenge of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's 2006 re-election. (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews File) Excedrin Headache #666: No one cares about my well being Saddam Hussein puts his hand to his head saying he had been beaten "everywhere on my body" by his American captors. The headache comes not from the beatings but from the irony of seeing your people swarm to the polls to vote for some other nut job while you are getting pummeled with sacks of oranges. (AP Photo/AP Television News/pool) Excedrin Headache #911: Cher Loving Hispanics Senate Judiciary chairman Sen. Arlen Specter met with Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to discuss warrantless eavesdropping that President Bush approved without obtaining any court orders. "I tried to talk about the legality of it all, but all Gonzales could talk about was how pretty my curtains were and how he was totally into that new Elton John album," Specter said. "For crissakes that Gonzales guy is a total fag!" (AP Photo/Susan Walsh) Excedrin Headache #5537: Big Easy Business as Usual Police officers beat the 'ever-living-shit' out of Robert Davis on Conti Street near Bourbon Street in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Two of the officers videotaped and photographed by the Associated Press beating Davis stated that 'What the media failed to recognize is that the guy we were beating was black.' These two officers should expect to receieve Excedrin Headache #666 very soon. (AP Photo/Mel Evans)