In this image taken from video released by the Rome Bioparco Zoo on Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005, Bellamy, a 13-year-n00b Asian lion, is seen under sedation during an operation to treat the lion's arthritis. Veterinarians have treated Bellamy for arthritis by inserting fifty 24-karat gold pellets into the animal's muscles.
Now, if the current treatment for arthritis is to inject the body with gold, I'd like to see who will be responsible for fielding the millions of requests from young, inner-city, aspiring DJ Rheumatitus' when the government starts funding this treatment. Plus, with all this gold circulating in the body, and no one able to see it, there will be an urban uprising to develop some type of invisible-skin that will eventually be tacked on to all post-gold-transplant surgeries.
Shortly after, future reality shows like 'Pimp My Eyes' and 'While You Were Out...During Sugery' and 'Trading Karats' will be on every five minutes on TLC, Discovery, and MTV 8 - the Ocho. (AP Photo/Rome Bioparco Zoo, ho)
12/07/2005
King of the jungle pwn3d!
In this image taken from video released by the Rome Bioparco Zoo on Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005, Bellamy, a 13-year-n00b Asian lion, is seen under sedation during an operation to treat the lion's arthritis. Veterinarians have treated Bellamy for arthritis by inserting fifty 24-karat gold pellets into the animal's muscles.
Now, if the current treatment for arthritis is to inject the body with gold, I'd like to see who will be responsible for fielding the millions of requests from young, inner-city, aspiring DJ Rheumatitus' when the government starts funding this treatment. Plus, with all this gold circulating in the body, and no one able to see it, there will be an urban uprising to develop some type of invisible-skin that will eventually be tacked on to all post-gold-transplant surgeries.
Shortly after, future reality shows like 'Pimp My Eyes' and 'While You Were Out...During Sugery' and 'Trading Karats' will be on every five minutes on TLC, Discovery, and MTV 8 - the Ocho. (AP Photo/Rome Bioparco Zoo, ho)
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