Based on the success of shows like Queer Eye and While You Were Out, ABC announces their new summer television reality series "Dancing with the Stars." "This program promises to heat up your summer nights with unbridaled and penetrating homosexual entertainment," says ABC executive, Randall Fudgepacrick. The show pairs a celebrity with a professional dance partner and follows them as they train and then compete in front of a studio audience in a televised dance competition. The second part of the show has these competitors swaping partners to engage in a lightning round of anal intercourse. The pairs will be judged by a panel of experts and also by viewers at home, with one couple being eliminated each week.
Following in this trend, NBC has announced it's new reality based show "The Cosby Blow" where young males are brought in to pleasure one of America's most endeared comic. Not to be outdone, CBS has another iteration of its top rated CSI program slated for fall entitled, "CSI: Codpiece and Brownrod" which promises to expose the underside of Cleveland's steamy, bisexual investigative unit.
4 comments:
Aaahhhh... it's good to have you back. Not like I never see you, but hey!
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I love the brown rod comment. Simply spectacular. The master has returned, and it is joyous.
I simply cannot believe that this shit is true. Is this for real? Is that Evander Holyfield in the middle? What does he need dancing lessons for? It's genetic.
I figured a team of comedic elves was performing the commercial for the dance thing inside my TV. I can't believe it's real
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