Internet OUT!

Our internet is out here at the office so I have to post from my phone today. While I am sitting in Starbucks, for the comfy chairs, not the coffee, I overhear two women in their thirties talking about the hot topic of the day: Ryan Seacrest. Here's what I gleaned from the conversation: "God is Ryan Seacrest awesome! First he squeezes the secondary host out of Idol in season one, then he gets his own talk show and catch phrase, on top of all that, he gets a star on the Hollywood walk of fame! Is there nothing this paramout sociallite hipster MC cannot do?" "Well, for one, he can't have sex with girls 'cause he's a super fag."