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5/08/2005

Getting married, South Asian Indian style

Ladies, I want you to imagine your wedding day. It's beautiful isn't it? The sun is shining on your facial scars, all your friends and soon-to-be husband's cell mates are waiting in the wings, you look to your groom with the one eye that still works and say those magic words, "I don't want you to kill this man for raping me in a hospital bathroom and horribly scarring me for life...I want to make him my confidant, lover and best friend for life." Apparently that is exactly what some nut judge in India wants to do. With that logic, all sodomized children should have the option of asking their rapist to provide day care for them in lieu of prison time. What dilapidated branch of humanity has birthed this country's judicial thought process? Case in point; stealing olives? Hands come off, case closed! Rape and disfigure a woman? Let's see...how about...marriage? I totally understand that their culture may discriminate/hate women. I can get that as it is a lot like my dislike for cats. I totally hate cats and will refuse to offer them housing, love, or a bowl of milk, etc. I think they are lesser animals to the superior dog and when they are in heat; their fence-top moans need to be squelched by whatever shoe is readily available. But if I see a dog bite, attack, or begin to rape a cat, I would kick that dog’s ass. First for the aggressive behavior on a lesser animal, then for the grossness of the act. Regardless of what your feelings are on dogs/cats or men/women; rape and disfigurement are eye for and eye offenses, right? Hey India, how about this. Since you’re into really weird shit this is right up your alley. How about horribly disfiguring this man's dick and then put a scarf around its head and have the guy marry that? Fuckin' nutbags, all of you! And don't look at me like that North Korea; you're next on my shit list.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! You left your beer tonight.... dummy.

Anonymous said...

Neal - you OK? Why no posts since 5/8/05? Huh? Hope all is okay. C'mon back soon, we need 'ya!

David Drake
www.mrssatan.blogspot.com

Nealobus said...

All is well, Drakey my boy! E3 Expo (I'm in LA right now) and shift in workplace have stuntend my updates. Give me a few days and all will be back to normal.

Anonymous said...

WTF, mate? is all well, and more importantly, did you get to the playboy mansion at E3?

Fill us in, fill us in...

Nealobus said...

I'm going to be posting all week from the show. When I get back, I promise to be back to the daily grind.