"I've seen these horse parlor tricks in comic picture books and in at the talkin' tin-types but never in my 86 years on the bench have I seen such Merlinesque machinations," said the Judge. Moments later, Melville removed his robes to reveal a sharp looking zoot suit. He then 23 skidooed it past the bailiff and went on the lamb. It was a humdinger in the courtroom today, yessiree!
(editor's note: because Michael fiddled with, or stuck his pinky up the rectum of, space and time, all members of the courtroom spent an metaphoric eternity in the year 1924. At lunch today, the courtroom broke out into a panic when there weren't enough newspapers and bowler hats to go around. Two jurors had heart attacks when they walked outside the courthouse and saw a horseless carriage with a radio on the inside! Everyone in the courtroom was treated at a local hospital for what victims were refering to as the 'heebie-jeebies.' On a related note; many local stage performers have complained of being pelted with cabbages and tomatoes during their sets and having reviews that state they are 'the bee's knees.' Whack-a-doo!)
(editor's note 2: I'm either an appleknocker or full of moxie and pizazz to meld Michael Jackson, space time, and 1920's vernacular in one post. Doo wacka doo wacka doo!)
5/30/2005
Suprise witness takes the stand
"Nerts!" gasped the honorable Judge Rodney S. Melville as Michael Jackson teleported back in time over the Memorial Day weekend to bring his youth star persona to court to testify on his behalf.
"I've seen these horse parlor tricks in comic picture books and in at the talkin' tin-types but never in my 86 years on the bench have I seen such Merlinesque machinations," said the Judge. Moments later, Melville removed his robes to reveal a sharp looking zoot suit. He then 23 skidooed it past the bailiff and went on the lamb. It was a humdinger in the courtroom today, yessiree!
(editor's note: because Michael fiddled with, or stuck his pinky up the rectum of, space and time, all members of the courtroom spent an metaphoric eternity in the year 1924. At lunch today, the courtroom broke out into a panic when there weren't enough newspapers and bowler hats to go around. Two jurors had heart attacks when they walked outside the courthouse and saw a horseless carriage with a radio on the inside! Everyone in the courtroom was treated at a local hospital for what victims were refering to as the 'heebie-jeebies.' On a related note; many local stage performers have complained of being pelted with cabbages and tomatoes during their sets and having reviews that state they are 'the bee's knees.' Whack-a-doo!)
(editor's note 2: I'm either an appleknocker or full of moxie and pizazz to meld Michael Jackson, space time, and 1920's vernacular in one post. Doo wacka doo wacka doo!)
"I've seen these horse parlor tricks in comic picture books and in at the talkin' tin-types but never in my 86 years on the bench have I seen such Merlinesque machinations," said the Judge. Moments later, Melville removed his robes to reveal a sharp looking zoot suit. He then 23 skidooed it past the bailiff and went on the lamb. It was a humdinger in the courtroom today, yessiree!
(editor's note: because Michael fiddled with, or stuck his pinky up the rectum of, space and time, all members of the courtroom spent an metaphoric eternity in the year 1924. At lunch today, the courtroom broke out into a panic when there weren't enough newspapers and bowler hats to go around. Two jurors had heart attacks when they walked outside the courthouse and saw a horseless carriage with a radio on the inside! Everyone in the courtroom was treated at a local hospital for what victims were refering to as the 'heebie-jeebies.' On a related note; many local stage performers have complained of being pelted with cabbages and tomatoes during their sets and having reviews that state they are 'the bee's knees.' Whack-a-doo!)
(editor's note 2: I'm either an appleknocker or full of moxie and pizazz to meld Michael Jackson, space time, and 1920's vernacular in one post. Doo wacka doo wacka doo!)
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Unbelievable!! That Michael Jackson guy is amazing. I cannot believe he was able to teleport himself here. I hope they don't jail him. What a waste of talent.
I wonder if he could teleport the accuser back in time and kiddy-fiddle him again.
That would be a hoot.
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