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6/27/2005

Buying Finches and the Eerie Similarities to Corporate Management

Employees are a popular choice of corporate worker for many people, whether they're just starting out with employees or have had employees for many years. There are many reasons why they're so popular: their small size, tiny voices, ease of manipulation, and for some their unbridaled enthusiam. Employees are small-to-medium-sized people designed for toil and hulling projects. Because of this, they are often referred to by the classifications "producer" and "project-eater.” Their lifespan is five to twelve years. Although they're small minded creatures, when thinking of buying employees, you need to consider expenses, housing, medical benefit plans, 401K, and much more, just the same as for any other employees. Employees aren't like Managers and lack the ability to talk or mimic in their environment, however they have many other wonderful traits in the place of speech. They aren't destructive and are relatively quiet, they're small and easily monitored, they can provide enjoyment to young and old alike with their activities, and offer other therapeutic benefits. It's important to note that with all employees that you should always purchase a pair to keep one another company. Unlike Managers, who never look to humans for companionship, your Employees can often get lonely. The Cube Employees average at around four to six feet in height, so it's often thought that they don't need a lot of room. In actuality, employees are very lively and are active movers, so if you decide on a cube, then the minimum size for a pair should be 8 feet long and 4 feet deep; the height isn't as important because employees tend to sit for a majority of the day. As always, the bigger cube you can afford the better. Square or rectangular cubes are a must because the back corners give the employees a chance to get away if they feel they need to, whereas a circular cube doesn't. For ease of cleaning, it's best to get a cube with removable desks; this way, you can easily slide the desks out for cleaning without worrying about the employees getting loose. Now you have the cube you need to consider furnishings for it, food and water bowls usually don’t come built into the cube. You'll need at least two chairs, one at each end but not too many because they need room to work. The best chairs have wheels and can swivel around 360. This is because these chairs exercise the employee's feet and provide entertainment on long projects. Toys aren't really used by employees, although some people offer telephones and computer and often hear their employees pecking at them. First Employee There was a time when, if asked what type of employee someone should start with, the answer would have been a pair of young employees without hesitation. However, in recent years, they have had to share their title as a beginner employee with foreign (Indian) employees. Young employees and Indian are quite similar in character, both being lively and entertaining to watch. There is never a dull moment with them. They both come in various color mutations so you're not stuck with having just a grey employee, for example. Young ones and Indian come in the same price range usually costing around $24 an hour for a pair; this varies depending on color and breeding background. Picking a pair of Indian employees is more difficult than picking a pair of Young ones. The most important thing to remember is to enjoy your employees and they will give you an enjoyable life in return.

1 comment:

britintheus said...

You should have used someone there's real picture. That would have been great to see the old place again.
By 'great', I mean 'hellish'.