HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

BEIGE WARRIOR: WHAT IS THIS THING! FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: It just popped out from under that willow tree! Oh my god, BEIGE WARRIOR: OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Are you throwing a level 1 Magic Missile at it? Jeesus! You're only going to piss this thing off even more!!! FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: I don't see you doing anything except make kung fu gestures. BEIGE WARRIOR: WHY USE A FIRE SPELL YOU PRICK!!! This thing is breathing fire on us and you throw a pack of matches at him? Real smart, dip shit FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: We'll at least I'm not a fag, fag BEIGE WARRIOR: You're the one in the green robes FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: You look like a Microfiber couch you dick BEIGE WARRIOR: You see, I knew you were a fag, you wish I was a dick FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: Shut up. BEIGE WARRIOR: You shut up you level 10 cock gobbler FOPPISH ROBED MAGE: Well you're a +10 asshole with bleeding BEIGE WARRIOR: You'd like that, wouldn’t you, fag. This is what I used to see every night playing games like World of Warcraft and Guild Wars. Why can't all of us fags, dicks, cock gobblers, and +10 assholes get along? What's it going to take to get these 30 year old, D&D-ers to escape the dungeon that is their Parent’s Basement of Evermore? Editor's note: I left out the re-occuring dialogue that kept popping in to ask if 'there were any girls playing online right now.'