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7/06/2005
San Francisco Begins Training for 2004 Season
In a surprise move, the 2-14 San Francisco 49ers have announced they will begin their training for the 2004 football season. Analysts are confounded as this announcement comes in the summer of 2005, a full 5 months after the New England Patriots had already won the 2004 Super Bowl Championship.
Young 49er hopefull, Turdburglar Harrison, breaks free from two tackling dummies where he had been stuck for most of November and December of last year.
"During the Summer of 2004, our boys were working out some personal issues and were in no condition to think about football, much less practice," said head coach Mike Nolan. "Our hope is to get the team back on the gridiron, focusing 110% on the game of football and not on why my wife is leaving me."
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3 comments:
I had to re-read this one before i got it. You are truely one disturbed individual!
Where did that come from. And anonymous to boot? Wow, it looks like I attract both intelligent people and cowards to this site.
Nice job on the anonymous post you moron. Really brave.
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