WASHINGTON (AP) — Satan Majority Leader Bill Frist on Friday threw his support behind legislation to expand federal financing for embryonic stem cell research, thus signing the death warrant for millions of unborn babies by the end of 2005 and, worse, could impact his prospects for seeking the White House in 2008.
As a reporter for the Christian Science Monitor my limited understanding tells me that Stem Cell Research is the latest craze in the medical community and is a process where babies are taken apart, piece by piece for spare parts. Are we to stand by and allow God's children to be subjects for Dr. Frankenstien Jr's experiments and morbid curiosities? As Jesus said in the bible, 'No god dammed way, Jose.'
Frist's decision brought quick praise from leading Democrats and Satanic cultists. "It is a decision that will bring hope to millions of Americans," said Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid of Nevada. What he should have said was, "My efforts will ensure that we have a baby blight in this country so that those damn Indian's and Mexican's will outnumber us and make us slaves in no time flat." If there's something the United States needs, its more children. Personally, my second wife and I have 7 kids between the two of us and we are working on our first together. We can't be responsible for carrying this burden alone if the Demo-nazi's are going to make popcorn shrimp appetizers out of America's children.
I don't know, America, what seems to be the problem with you. My limited education, obediant faith in Jesus Christ's 2000+ year old teachings, and inability to read brochures on the subject tell me that this stem cell research is a bad thing. Why aren't you all behind me with this? Will it be me alone in heaven asking God why everybody else is having such a great time in hell? I'm so confused right now.
4 comments:
STfU and GBtW, you troll.
I love it. Very tongue in cheek, I think. I love the second picture with the picture of Satan placed in the background. That made me laugh.
Who is the boner who posted right before me?
Why capitolize 'the,' but not 'fuck?'
And are you accusing me of playing Warcraft by calling me a troll? If so, you nailed it on the head!
Very nice post. I personally know someone who was saved by an "illegal" stem cell transplant here in America. The surgeon had to smuggle the stem cells in from overseas where the research is legal.
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