Billions feared dead by 'passage of time'

It's a chilling thought, but all of these people used to be alive. Some were shop owners, others were prostitutes, many were children of the Lord Jesus Christ. All of them now have one thing in common; none could escape this mortal coil alive. "Death awaits us all," says local goth, Ian Soverigay. "I only wish I could be a vampire so that I could live forever," he continued. When we asked him how he would make the world a better place by staying alive indefinitely, he threw his cape over his shoulder and drove away in his 1993 Ford Escort.