Soccer is gay...PERIOD!

Now that hockey is back in business, I can officially state to the US and the world that soccer is gay. Not just gay; Super Gay! Seriously, when I express this viewpoint, I always seem to get the arguement, 'I'd like to see you run up and down that field for three hours and then call those people fags.' Well, I'm not calling them 'fags,' but I am calling soccer a sport for ultra fags. If these 'players' choose to remain in this sport, then so be it. Soccer is full of girls that cry over cherry burns and fall apart at the sign of a red card. I remember watching a football game where the quarterback's leg splintered like a piece of kiln-dried bamboo and he didn't cry about it. He made the official fashion a make-shift splint from the legs of the opposing team's bench and went on to throw a 60 yard touchdown pass three plays later. That's a man. Not this! Holy crap! This is as gay as a day in May! I was in the UK and was invited to a football game. Imagine my amazement when I saw not a bunch of grizzled men banging against each other, but a group of little boys in short pants frantically trying to get their bangers in eachother's mouths! Disgraceful! As a father, and a man, and an American, I can honestly say that my daughter isn't going to be brought up around a bunch of perverted, ball kicking, Queen Mary's that prance about on a field that was meant for good, ol fashioned, man banging football.