Local man feels nothing about the sport he once used to think was 'just OK' to begin with

As Calgary Flames' Dion Phaneuf gets some air as he collides with Los Angeles Kings' Mattias Norstrom, local seat warmer, Jon Watelseyagot sits idly in his front row seat and wonders "I hope my DVR is recording Desperate Housewives for my wife." Mr. Watelseyagot's mind continued to ramble "if I miss out on recording another episode of that boring-ass show, I'm sure I'll never hear the end of it." When asked by a local stadium vendor if he would like peanuts or popcorn, he looked absently towards the merchant and said, "Neither. But if you had an gun on you I wouldn't mind taking the opportunity to show my teeth what the back of my head looks like." Mr. Watelseyagot then mechanically went back to daydreaming about what he watched with his wife on 'Sex and the City.' (AP Photo/Danny Moloshok)