I'm 14 years old, sonny...I mean, j00 r0x0rz

"How about we 23 skiddoo it down to the local sarsaparilla shoppe for a phosphate?" While that is the conversation you'd expect, it was hardly the case with local assisted living resident, Emma Wogajew. Using the name "OlGrL14," Wogajew phished the 'Young Goths for Jesus' chatroom to 'intentially soil the minds' of children. The Bluefish Retirement Center's IT department intercepted her racially charged chat room conversation on Thursday, Oct. 20, 2005. OlGrL14: what nat are you? r3zn0r_rox: mexican r3zn0r_rox: you like mexicans? OlGrL14: eww OlGrL14: sorry r3zn0r_rox: why? OlGrL14: cholloz OlGrL14: pUhaHAa r3zn0r_rox: we got big ones OlGrL14: they start shit wit us r3zn0r_rox: we good too r3zn0r_rox: what shit? OlGrL14: uh huh r3zn0r_rox: what u talking about? OlGrL14: alwayz trying to fight OlGrL14: with koREans OlGrL14: but they alwayz get their azz beat down anywayz r3zn0r_rox: fight about what? OlGrL14: juss fight cuz they thinki they so hard OlGrL14: always want to rumble with us r3zn0r_rox: don't korean girls love mexicans? OlGrL14: fuQ no Charges were dropped, however, when investigators found out that 'r3zn0r_rox' was actually local resident Albert Stringem (79) who was sitting two terminals over from Ms. Wogajew. (AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)