Totally pissed, I wipe my ass, close my cell phone and pull up my pants. Without even getting a chance to wash my hands I walk out of the restroom and confront the guy at his cleaning cart.
I grab the guy and yell right in his face, "I don't know where your from, but you're in America now and in America we have a little thing called fucking manners."
12/13/2005
Hypocritical aside
I'm in the handicapped stall of the bathroom taking a category 5 dump. While in there I am making a series of cell phone calls to tell my friends jokes that are to raunchy to share while I am at my desk. Right in the middle of my joke about the 80 year old nun about to jerk off a monkey, one of the cleaning crew comes in to the restroom and says in terrible, broken English, 'Is dare anybudy in here?'
Totally pissed, I wipe my ass, close my cell phone and pull up my pants. Without even getting a chance to wash my hands I walk out of the restroom and confront the guy at his cleaning cart.
I grab the guy and yell right in his face, "I don't know where your from, but you're in America now and in America we have a little thing called fucking manners."
Totally pissed, I wipe my ass, close my cell phone and pull up my pants. Without even getting a chance to wash my hands I walk out of the restroom and confront the guy at his cleaning cart.
I grab the guy and yell right in his face, "I don't know where your from, but you're in America now and in America we have a little thing called fucking manners."
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2 comments:
Sue me, that's the funniest thing I've ever read.
You're a good man, Sims. Thanks for the kudos and good luck at this year's Christmas party.
Let's hope your boss isn't wearing a technicolor dreamcoat again.
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