You think this is scary? Just you wait, America!

According to my records, for every 1 girl born in China, there are 160 more new-born boys that came into the world. Now I know that China's National Census Statistics from 2000 show that it is more like 1:16, but, as my grandfather taught my years ago, you just can't trust those shifty bastards. Regardless of the true numbers, the problem is an infinitely greater danger for American's than you could ever imagine. The traditional Chinese thinking that men are more valuable than women dominated the country for many centuries. Some rural people just dumped female infants outside orphanages, to be raised by Panda bears and the like. By my count, 99 percent of Chinese children adopted by foreigners are girls, and boys under the age of ten number in their millions more than girls the same age. Here's the scary part for America. Our country has always made loose reference about how we would invade Canada if we ever needed lumber. Where do you think China will go when it needs women? Africa? Germany? Russia? Since the main export of those countries is ugly, you can just forget it! Conversely, look at America's image that is being perpatrated by Pepsi's Britney (pre-white trash) Spears and Jessica (post boobs) Simpson. If the Chinese wanted women of the highest caliber, they need look no further than the U.S. of freaking A+ ladies. With all of our forces fighting in Iraq, our ladies are just sitting ducks waiting to be harvested by the Red Menace! Laugh it up while you can. While you are sitting in front of your warm and fuzzy monitor, I'm spending my time intercepting messages from the Chinese who are sitting off shore in their submarines, waiting. Here was the last transmission that I pulled from AM frequency 620 just this afternoon: Weow e coast girl are hip I wilwee dig da style dey wea-ah And de saw-dan girl wiff da way dey tawk Dey knock me out whe I down nay-ah De mid-way fahma’s daw-taw wilwee make you feew ah white And de naw-dan girl wit de the way dey kiss Dey keep dare boyfwends war at nigh I wish dey all co be cow-e-fore-ya I wish dey all co be cow-e-fore-ya I wish dey all co be cow-e-fore-ya girl Is that scarry enough for you, America?