WASHINGTON -- Attempting to focus public attention away from the man behind the curtain, President Bush offered new details today about a foiled terrorist plot in 2002 to fly a hijacked airplane full of Leprechauns into the Unicorn Rainbow Sunshine Love Building on Planet Xanadu.
In describing a plot involving shoe bombs and the 1979 starting lineup of The Harlem Globetrotters, the president apparently inadvertently referred to their suspected target as "an attack my huge stockpile of ill-gotten gold and oil." Bush then leaned back and lit up a cigar with a $10,000 bill saying, "Sept. 11, 2001, blah, blah, blah, and so on and so forth, yadda-yadda-yadda," ad nauseam.
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