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2/06/2006

I will fucking kill you, cartoon!

Cartoon! Your disrepectful images bring great shame and tremendous anger! I just want to choke the shit out of you in the name of my prophet's name. Oh, you think I'm kidding? That this is some kind of fucking game? WRONG AGAIN, CARTOON! If you think that we as a people are going to settle down and focus on important things like our families or garnering some kind of education, then you have no idea how wrong you are doodle! God! I'm so fucking angry right now! Editor's note: You see, this is exactly what happens when you allow cartoons to run amok. Calvin and Hobbes is my favorite strip of all time, but when I drive up behind a truck that has Calvin peeing on something or praying to a cross, I just want to go ballistic and fucking burn down an embassy. Don't you? I mean, it's a natural human response to go completely batshit insane over something that offends you, right?

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