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2/13/2006

Cheney addresses lawyer with 'Freedom Fire'

American hero, Dick Cheney, can now add another feather in his cap as he unloaded a barrel full of buckshot into a lawyers face. Is there nothing this man does that doesn't make us smile? When asked what the Vice President plans to do next, Cheney stated that he will help Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean repair a creaky floorboard at the top of Dean's staircase. "I would hate to see such an integral member of our opposing party tragically fall down the stairs before we could publically debate. He really needs to be more careful."

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