Welcome to City 17

Welcome, welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. So whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unkown, welcome to City 17, it is safer here. My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body that is City 17. Today, that great body has purged itself of it's evolutionary challenged parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts and independant thought. The thugs and wreckers of uniformity and peace have been cast out. The poisonous weeds of disinformation have been consigned to the dustbin of history. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today we celebrate the first, glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directive! We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thought is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth! We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion! We shall prevail! Welcome to City 17. It is safer here.