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2/22/2006

Holy shit! Competant and smuggless picture of George Bush released to press

In this picture, George Bush looks like a man you could actually respect. It is almost like you could believe him when he'd say something like, "I was unaware of the pending sale of shipping operations at six major U.S. seaports to a state-owned business in the United Arab Emirates until the deal already had been approved by my administration." Unfortunately, this is merely a snapshot moments before he sneezed without covering his mouth. Seconds later, he was caught wiping his nose on his sleeve. Those photographs have been siezed under the rules of the Patriot Act, section 74, line 18; in the clause about displaying the President's nasal occupants, past and present. Never mind...he's back to looking looking >>Patriot Act exclusion; section 128, line 2; the President of the US will not be referred to as 'a retarded monkey on the shitter'<< again.

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