How humiliating...

"Oh my God! I think I just crapped my pants! Oh God, oh God, oh God this sucks! Just keep cool and act like nothing happened. Then get back to the creek and wash off." "What? No, I didn't smell anything. Why do you ask? It might just be some sewage from under the pipe. Yeah, sometimes that happens. Listen, lets just get this giant clamp off so we can get the hell out of here." "No, I don't think the smell is getting worse. Can't you just focus on this task and act a bit more mature. The back of my pants? No, I slipped in some oil before I got up here. Well, just because you didn't see me fall, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Can we just finish up, for fuck's sake?" "No! NO! Don't call anybody over, we can do this ourselves. Shut up! I slipped in something. Don't you guys have something to do? America is only losing out on millions of dollars in oil and you are talking like middle schoolers. "All right, so I shit my pants! What of it? I'm sorry that you have to laugh at my incontenance, but I can't help it. You guys are total dicks!" (AP Photo/Al Grillo, File)