Bob Geldof, self-obsessed drug addict, was accosted with an ugly stick at a recent book signing. Shortly after, he went back to his job at the local bakery where he gets paid to stick his face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
To attack a fine upstanding member of the British Community is to attack Lady Brittania herself. A jolly good curse be placed upon you and your filthy cohorts. Good day to you, sir.
Bob Geldof, self-obsessed drug addict, was accosted with an ugly stick at a recent book signing. Shortly after, he went back to his job at the local bakery where he gets paid to stick his face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
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To attack a fine upstanding member of the British Community is to attack Lady Brittania herself.
A jolly good curse be placed upon you and your filthy cohorts.
Good day to you, sir.
That was fuckin' funny.
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