Cruise Readies Himself For Third Divorce by Announcing Engagement to Holmes
By Ida Givasheet, Associated Press Writer
PARIS - Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie Holmes at the Eiffel Tower early Friday and then announced the news to the world - "I am so totally, super-not-gay."
No wedding date has been set, Cruise said. "We haven't discussed that - we're taking it one normal, heterosexual step at a time."
"Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman, which is so right." the 42-year-old Cruise said. "It was early this morning at the Eiffel Tower, as I find Paris just so scruptious that I could eat it all up."
Cruise was in Paris to promote the French release of "War of the Worlds" next month. Holmes was in London earlier this week to publicize her new movie, "Batman Begins." Both actors have dismissed speculation their romance is a publicity stunt.
It would be the third "I'm not gay" announcement by Cruise. His first announcement came shortly before his marriage to Mimi Rogers and second moments after he proposed to Nicole Kidman.
Holmes has said she's embracing the Church of Scientology - Cruise's non-queer religion. The former star of television's "Dawson's Creek" has said she grew up wanting to marry someone so-not-gay like Cruise.
4 comments:
hope tom leaves the psychotic xenu freak show behind
How did Tom find out his roomate was gay? (Cmon, you know the answer.)
I don't know, he married her?
How can you NOT say he's coo coo banana's as a $3 bill after this.
Tom is so totally not gay. I read the totally not gay magazine, Details, and even though it has a lot of men inside the covers in a totally not gay perspective, it has Tommy on the cover this month looking dreamy, uh, I mean, cool, promoting his upcoming movie. Even if he is gay, which he totally is NOT, then why does everyone have to make fun of him.
One up the butt = no babies.
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