And then there's Maude...

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Here is the resignation letter from Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to President Bush: Dear President Bush: "This is to inform you of my decision to retire from my position as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, effective upon the nomination and confirmation of my successor. It's just become impossible for me to stay here with all of the fucking bullshit I've had to put up with here lately." "Contemptuous. Inane. Domineering. In case you can't tell, I'm making a direct reference to all of the Supreme Court Justice's (excluding myself). Before examining my present situation, however, it is important that I do what comes naturally and get this shit off my ever-sagging chest." "The idea of letting the Supreme Court Justice's (excluding myself) win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats is, in itself, obnoxious. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper, because it's the news that just doesn't fit. What the Supreme Court Justice's (excluding myself) seems to be forgetting is that its cronies give it credit for things it hasn't done. Plus, we've been working non-stop lately, pulling 4 hour shifts like we never have had to before. I'm sure we aren't making the best of decisions in terms of what directly affect the people of the United States, but who has time to figure that out when you've got three cases on the docket. What is this? Night Court? I don't see the honorable Judge Harry T. Stone anywhere, do you?" "I will leave my post with enormous respect for the integrity of the Court and its role under our constitutional structure. But if that Antonin Scalia say's he 'wants to see it in my mouth' one more fucking time, I'll choke him with my own goddamn bare hands." Sincerely, Sandra Day O'Connor PEACE!