Dick Cheney begins growth of new head

In what can only be described as 'ewwww,' Dick Cheney began work on growing a new head atop his existing one. When asked how it was possible, White House Press Secretary, Scott McClellan answered, "Well, I'm not going to get into all the discussions or suggestions that I make about specific matters like that. I can only tell you that Mr. Cheney has powers that we, as lesser life forms, cannot comprehend." Since we in the media have only this photo as evidence of the new head, we can assume that this growth will serve as a repository for more evil thoughts that will plague the American public. Either that, or he plans to put his weed in there.