
The protesters, chanting "Bus is Greatest" and "Starbucks, Microsoft, Nirvana, shame on you," smashed all the Seattle Post Intelligencer's windows with Iron City beer cans and then tried to hurl spuds from homemade potato cannons inside.

Riot organizer, Joe Pozluzniski, spoke to the crowd, "Whilez Ize gets that yinz can complain an bitch abaht de officiatin,' youze guys has gots ta respect de Pittsburgh Stillers an at." Joe put the megaphone down for a moment to place his index finger upon his left nostril where he then blew a great train of mucous and resin out from his right nasal cavity. He then continued, "'Ere we goes Stillers, ere we go," as the group marched dahntahn to continue their protest where there were more chairs to sit down on, an at.
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Details my friend....details...
"...an at...."
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