We sure feel a bit of shame for flying off the handle like that yesterday. Who knew that we would actually find one of these 'runaway brides' alive? Certainly not our crack reporting staff at The Penalty Box. While there is nothing we can do to take the impact of this story back from our impressionable readership, we do strongly ask that you stop trying to find, and personally judge, jurify, and excecute Mr John Mason. If you want to send him a letter of apology (read: NOT a knife to the chest, we can't stress this enough people), John Mason's home address is as follows:
John Mason & Jennifer Wilbanks
752 Roundfield Circle
Duluth, Georgia 30096
(to our readers: by 'sending a letter' we in no way mean an 'execution style killing')
While our reporters may have been wrong with their assesment of guilt, you have to give them props for the strength of conviction and determination to tip the scale of public opinion. Our reporters are constantly looking for new ways to spread bias, hate, and easy to swallow propaganda.
Note: We had planned to do a whole Islamic thing with this picture, but got beaten to it.
5/01/2005
Guilty Verdict Retraction
We sure feel a bit of shame for flying off the handle like that yesterday. Who knew that we would actually find one of these 'runaway brides' alive? Certainly not our crack reporting staff at The Penalty Box. While there is nothing we can do to take the impact of this story back from our impressionable readership, we do strongly ask that you stop trying to find, and personally judge, jurify, and excecute Mr John Mason. If you want to send him a letter of apology (read: NOT a knife to the chest, we can't stress this enough people), John Mason's home address is as follows:
John Mason & Jennifer Wilbanks
752 Roundfield Circle
Duluth, Georgia 30096
(to our readers: by 'sending a letter' we in no way mean an 'execution style killing')
While our reporters may have been wrong with their assesment of guilt, you have to give them props for the strength of conviction and determination to tip the scale of public opinion. Our reporters are constantly looking for new ways to spread bias, hate, and easy to swallow propaganda.
Note: We had planned to do a whole Islamic thing with this picture, but got beaten to it.
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3 comments:
"...(to our readers: by 'sending a letter' we in no way mean an 'execution style killing')..."
Damn Neal.... I long to come up with lines like this. How do you do it?
Again, just fantastic.
You make me feel so good when you write me stuff like this.
As for an answer, I just try to think like someone who doesn't think. Seriously, who would put someone's address in an article?
Thank you so much for your continued support.
Your reporting staff are simply the best. I used to read CNN and MSN etc for my news, but now I realize that The Penalty Box is the place to look.
Cutting edge my friend, cutting edge.
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