
You can totally see it on his face. The sinister squint and toothy smile of a murderer. We've seen it with Scott Peterson and Mark Hacking and now with this guy. Holy shit, I can't even stand to look at his mug for one second more. It makes me sick to see a girl like Jennifer Wilbanks, with those Bambi-big eyes, trusting smile, and pleasant demeanor untimely ripped from this earth by a monster such as this.

Oh my GOD! Look at that fakerous murderer hugging the mother of the woman he smothered, stabbed, choked and shot to death just a few days ago. Where is the justice! Why can't the mother see through his paper thin facade of innocence! He is a horrible beast of a man who needs to be arrested and put on trial so we can find him guilty and hang him. Eye for an eye, life for a life.

IS HE SMILING! OMG!!! It looks as if he is telling his jerk friends how he acutally killed his fiancee. What a bastard! Undoubtably he is telling his friends that now that he shot her in the head, execution style, and cut her into small pieces, wrapped her in cyclone fencing and dumped her body where no one will find her, he will now have more time to go to Packer games. WHAT A TOTAL DICK! WHY HAVEN'T WE KILLED HIM YET!

Look at all of these exceptional police officers who know the greusome truth to this grisly murder. They know it's just a matter of time before they're going to have themselves another Rodney King-style beating - times 1000. I hope they beat this son of a bitch to within an inch of his life and then fry the bastard! Go get 'em boys!

What's this?!? Is this a speakeasy of other cadavers from John Mason's past? It just seems to get worse and worse for this guy. I bet they find that he is part of some cult that feeds off of human hearts and chants passages to the Devil so that the Packers can win on Sundays. This guy is just that nuts! I wouldn't put it past him! I want to kill him myself!
I be back with more on this story as it breaks. But, seriously, we all want this guy dead. Am I right?
4 comments:
Uhhh, she was found alive in New Mexico, boss.
it's called sarcasm, kofi anon-o-mous.
OMG! She's alive! That's impossible! Nay, INCREADIBLE!
I am going to post an immediate retraction and apology. Stay tuned!
"...He will have more time to go to Packer Games..."
FANTASTIC!! GREAT LINE!! Laughed my behind off.
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