Did you hear the one about you?

Well, ya see, it goes somethin' like this. So while you were out on day, one of the boys from your parish asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job." Decon says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what you would usually give for a blow job. The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars." Heh heh heh. Why ain't you laughin? That's a funny joke, so lighten up.