What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. Oh, come on! You should get that one, it's about how your wives are fake and materialistic.
Alright, how about this then; why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it is 20% off! What? That's a great joke! You need to be a little less serious and learn to take a joke once in a while.
Last one, and then I'll pass the mic to our M.C. Cheapass over here; why does a married J.A.P. close her eyes whilst she’s making love? Because she can’t stand to see her husband enjoying himself! G'night everybody!
Vie do dey alvays hav ta put me next ta da ones dat bomb? Oi!
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