For Thanksgiving, I think we may want to go to Richmond instead...

In another case of 'way to fuck it up for everyone, asshole,' a tanker truck carrying 8,700 gallons of gasoline burns after exploding on one of the busiest travel days of the year. Can you imagine being the people in the car behind this douche when it happened. The conversation in that car undoubtably was: "GREAT! Just fucking fantastic! Y'know if we could have got out of the house 10 minutes earlier we would have missed all this! But nooooo! You had to curl your hair and check your stupid email before we left. Why did you have to curl your hair? It's fucking 4:30 in the morning! Look at me. I'm in sweatpants and my good Redskins jersey. Jezus! We live in Gaithersburg for crissakes, what could you be getting in your inbox that is so God damned important? Mary Kay orders? They'll be there when we got back tomorrow! Damnit! Now I'm on fire too. When this holiday is over, we are seriously going to have a sit down to talk about how long it takes you to get ready before we go. FUCK!" (AP Photo/Peter Matthews)