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11/02/2005

In a recent study...

Iranian scientists have discovered that Israeli flags burn significantly faster than U.S. flags during a demonstration in front of one of Iran's newest hotel complex (erected in 1968). The demonstration came a week after Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called for Israel's eradication, saying the country should have been "wiped off the map by us, if only we had a technology that was greater than fire." (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi) Editor's note: Iranian protests involve strikingly few braless hippies. As an American, I have to question, 'why protest if there is no possibility of smoking pot or getting laid?' These foreign savages have so much to learn from us, if only they would take a break from their grunting, volcano worshiping and cave painting to listen to reason...sigh.

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