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We are The Global Obesity Institute; working to make gargantuan women a thing of the past. Obesity is one of today’s most blatantly visible – yet most neglected – public health problems. We tend to poke at the people affected with this disorder with jokes like 'her mailbox says Home of the Whopper' or 'she eats Wheat Thicks.' This makes us feel better, but really doesn't help fix the problem of obesity, or why this woman's nickname undoubtedly is "DAMN!" There is an escalating global epidemic of overweight and obesity – “globesity” – is taking over many parts of the world. If immediate action is not taken, millions of sexually active people will have to roll over twice to get off people like this. We must also take into consideration the cost of the train and two buses it takes just to get on the bitches good side. Obesity is a complex condition, one with serious social and psychological dimensions, that affects virtually all socioeconomic groups. Many of these obese live in low income housing and don’t have a driveway in which iron their pants. Imagine waking up in sections every morning and then taking a half an hour to put on your BVD's until they are stretched out so much that they spell 'Boulevard.' Sometimes these people are so distraught that they can't even look at the scale when it says 'to be continued.' In 1995, there were an estimated 200 million obese adults worldwide who could go to the movies and sat next to everyone. Generally, although men may have higher rates of overweight, women have higher rates of obesity related depression. For obese women; when they do fall in love they tend to break it which can have devastating psychological repercussions. Its health consequences range from increased risk of premature death to serious chronic conditions that reduce the overall quality of life. Including becoming the next Miss Arizona - class Battleship.