Dr. Dog is at it again

Bartholemu Hampton, also known as Dr. Dog, in his first public speech in more than a year, says the medical, religious, journalistic and legal communities won't stop him. "Pass any law you want, I don't care," said the 72-pound speckled Australian Shepherd. Dr. Dog, who has helped 33 people die since 1990, also denies claims that the last patient he aided wasn't really sick claiming that [the patient's] nose was totally bone dry and that he wasn't eating any of the dog food that was being served. The loveable scamp continued, "He wanted to die, you could see it in the way he would listfully throw the frisbee to me. It's sad to put a human down, but now I must excuse myself to lick my privates sterile."