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11/14/2005

Let me tell YOU something, douchebag!

Do you think you can talk to me, The Rafael Palmeiro, like that? Well, who do you think you are, Judgey McFuck Face? When I say I didn't use steroids, I meant it! End of story! Now you're tellin' me because I've failed a test, you have proof that I have used steroids? So what? I'm a fucking Major League Baseball player; I've failed lots of tests! That doesn't prove anything, fool! And what's with all this 'perjury' bullshit? What kind of pussy judgement is that, you pussy? Can't get me on a real charge, dink? Just bang your gavel and say 'Not Guilty' so I can go back to making millions hitting balls in tight pants for the public's amusment. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert, Files)

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