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11/11/2005

Eureka!

In a Veterans Day speech, Bush offered a forceful solution of the war in Iraq, saying 'I am the central front in the war on terror.' He also went on to say, 'I underestimated the stupidity of the American public. I mean, who would have thought you would buy all that shit about extremists trying to establish a radical Muslim empires extending from Spain to Indonesia? You idiots deserve me!" In other news, Arrested Development was cancelled, again, to make room for vaccuous shows like, 'Jim Bastille: Shark Humper' and 'Extreme Pelvic Breaking Stunts XI' and lets not forget 'CSI: Fart Squad.' (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

1 comment:

britintheus said...

why would you taunt that man like that. Wait, is that the president? Why woudl you taunt that man like that.
You hater.